uNdRessed!
Peek-a-Boo Paris: Is anyone else hearing the lyrics to Barry Manilow’s "Copacabana" while looking at this photo? it figures Paris Hilton would probably end up working as a showgirl one day, but didn’t think she’d jump into the role so soon. At the VMAs, the tanorexic "Simple Life" heiress gives us a glimpse of career opportunities to come in this revealing Roberto Cavalli creation. Whatever her rationale, i suggest she either ditch this gaudy gown or embrace it by putting some "yellow feathers in her hair" and going where "music and passion are always in fashion." Which, if this year’s snoozer of an MTV ceremony is any indication, definitely isn’t Miami.
Zing Time in Paris: No, Paris Hilton hasn’t become the world’s wealthiest flight attendant. The perpetual party girl fails to put her best fashion foot forward (encased as it is in an open-toed gold wedgie) in a pleated white micro-mini, a matching (snicker) beret, rhinestone belt, and what looks like a baby blue Members Only jacket. On the plus side, Paris did manage to score one of the season’s hottest accessories: Dior’s white calfskin saddle bag.
Muumuu Boo-Boo: Paris Hilton may fancy herself a sitcom star after the success of "The Simple Life," but that’s no excuse for wearing caftans from Mrs. Roper’s closet on "Three’s Company." Even with that precipitously plunging neckline, this tent-sized floral print catastrophe is almost frumpy on the skin-baring, success-craving starlet, who should have sprung for some heavy-duty, double-sided sticky tape.


July 26th, 2005 at 10:29 pm
miss you na sobra bebe ko!!!